Spy Hard
“All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.”
Overview
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
Cast

Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning
The Director

Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman

John Ales
Kabul

Andy Griffith
General Rancor

Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky

Mason Gamble
McCluckey

Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Carlos Lauchu
Slice

'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic
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Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member

Ray Charles
Busdriver

Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Roger Clinton Jr.
Agent Clinton

Robert Culp
Businessman

Fabio
Fabio

Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop

Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed

Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot

Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Taylor Negron
Painter

Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef

Tina Arning
Dancer

William Barillaro
Blind Driver

Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl

Stephen Burrows
Agent Burrows

Keith Campbell
Thug #2

Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1

Brad Grunberg
Postal Worker

Wayne Cotter
Male Dancer

Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
Joey Dente
Goombah, Dead Wise Guy
Paul Eliopoulos
Agent #1
Andrew Christian English
Paratrooper

Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)

Michael Lee Gogin
Short Rancor Guard

Bruce Gray
The President
Hollis Hill
Agent #2

Brian Howe
Clubhouse Bartender

Kevin Jackson
Kikiree Island Cabbie
Barbara Isaacs
Kikiree Islander
Nina Lorena
Rancor Terrorist

Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent

John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom

Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1

Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Austin Kottke
Boy with Balloons

Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin

Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Tara Leon
Masseuse

Rawle D. Lewis
Boatman #1

Tone Loc
Gangster #1

Jon Manfrellotti
Bouncer
Bruno Marcotulli
Sad Mime

Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
Fran Montano
Carny at Weapons Lab

Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Ron Morgan
Weapons Lab Worker
Joanne Nerlino
Singing Nun
Mil Nicholson
English Countdown Lady

Gary Owens
M.C. for Rancor Extortion Video
Tyler Patton
Punk Leader

Julie Payne
Mother Superior

Peewee Piemonte
Fighting Rancor Guard
Jeff Sanders
Bird-Calling Rancor Guard

Thom Sharp
Agent Sharp

Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Pat Tanzillo
Agent Tanzillo

Thuy Trang
Manicurist

Angela Visser
Gorgeous Blonde
Reid Worthington
Balloon-Popping Boy
Linda Harmon
Singing Nun
Maxi Anderson
Singing Nun
Billie Barnum
Singing Nun
Darlene Koldenhoven
Singing Nun

Sally Stevens
Singer

Táta Vega
Singing Nun
Jeannine Wagner
Singing Nun
Julia Waters
Singing Nun

Maxine Waters Willard
Singing Nun
Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)
- Director
- Rick Friedberg
- Country
- United States
- Rating source
- TMDB
- Keywords
- #apathetic, #atomic bomb, #doubtful, #dubious, #frustrated, #james bond spoof, #spoof















